<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458</id><updated>2011-07-08T15:30:41.721-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ain't none illa...</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v448/illaphilla/photobar2.jpg"&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>87</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-117066574644722354</id><published>2007-02-05T00:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-05T00:55:46.456-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>this blog is no more...have fun y'all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/117066574644722354/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=117066574644722354' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/117066574644722354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/117066574644722354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2007/02/this-blog-is-no-more.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-116245125669015216</id><published>2006-11-01T23:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T23:07:36.703-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>After the LAME:Why do all news sites that use a blog format suddenly feel the need to use the phrases "after the jump" or "after the break" when linking to the rest of their stories? We know how to click on links, you don't have to get cute, really.STOP THAT!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/116245125669015216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=116245125669015216' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/116245125669015216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/116245125669015216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/11/after-lame-why-do-all-news-sites-that.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-115890371784872287</id><published>2006-09-21T22:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-21T22:41:57.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>September 1st 2006  MUSIC: Tone-Loc - Funky Cold Medina  It’s early Friday morning and I’m sitting in the Burbank airport, waiting for my flight to Cleveland (going to a wedding) and reading a book about Paul’s Boutique.  I’m reading a page (pg. 21 I think) regarding some of the other rappers who were using tracks from the Dust Brothers at the time, such as Tone-Loc…and I’m looking down at the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/115890371784872287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=115890371784872287' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/115890371784872287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/115890371784872287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/09/september-1st-2006-music-tone-loc.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114913698147424240</id><published>2006-05-31T21:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-31T21:46:50.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Keith Tamashiro benefit show:click pic for flickr gallery.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114913698147424240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114913698147424240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114913698147424240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114913698147424240'/><link rel='alternate' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114755954603515502</id><published>2006-05-13T15:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-13T15:32:26.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114755954603515502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114755954603515502' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114755954603515502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114755954603515502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/05/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114688190567373142</id><published>2006-05-05T19:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-05T19:19:45.673-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>yes, i am stealing this format......from karl.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114688190567373142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114688190567373142' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114688190567373142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114688190567373142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/05/yes-i-am-stealing-this-format.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114680460340823178</id><published>2006-05-04T21:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T21:50:03.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This one's for Will:50 Centipede.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114680460340823178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114680460340823178' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114680460340823178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114680460340823178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/05/this-ones-for-will-50-centipede.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114679261786247436</id><published>2006-05-04T18:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T18:30:17.870-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>go Clips!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114679261786247436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114679261786247436' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114679261786247436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114679261786247436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/05/go-clips.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114671355677638441</id><published>2006-05-03T20:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T20:32:36.786-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>they ain't kiddin'</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114671355677638441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114671355677638441' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114642464649392405' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114642464649392405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114642464649392405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/04/yes-its-sunday.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114533601293011604</id><published>2006-04-17T21:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T21:53:32.930-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>click the pic for flickr gallery.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114533601293011604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114533601293011604' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114533601293011604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114533601293011604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/04/click-pic-for-flickr-gallery.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114403997106465386</id><published>2006-04-02T21:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-02T21:54:06.780-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Go Go Gadget Gospel!This is just crazy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114403997106465386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114403997106465386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114403997106465386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114403997106465386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/04/go-go-gadget-gospel-this-is-just-crazy.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114343990201751114</id><published>2006-03-26T22:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-26T22:40:24.963-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>/strike goldMUSIC: too muchWent back to Aron's Records in Hollywood for the continuing going-out-of-business sale. How'd I do? Oh...I do alright...Psykosonik - UnlearnLo-Fidelity Allstars - How to Operate With a Blown MindBentley Rhythm Ace - Bentley Rhythm AceTricky - Angels With Dirty FacesThe Orb - UFOrbThe Orb - CydoniaThe Crytsal Method - TweekendPropellerheads - </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114343990201751114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114343990201751114' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114343990201751114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114343990201751114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/03/strike-gold-music-too-much-went-back.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-114049084836701044</id><published>2006-02-20T18:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-22T22:21:48.090-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>in which everyone briefly went missing...click for Flickr gallery.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/114049084836701044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=114049084836701044' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114049084836701044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/114049084836701044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/02/in-which-everyone-briefly-went-missing.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113747816589682793</id><published>2006-01-16T22:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-16T22:10:20.330-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Good for what ales ya.No wonder I was sick twice last year.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113747816589682793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113747816589682793' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113747816589682793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113747816589682793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/01/good-for-what-ales-ya.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113722290138173860</id><published>2006-01-13T23:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-13T23:15:01.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Teehee.This is probably the best blonde joke ever.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113722290138173860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113722290138173860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113722290138173860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113722290138173860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/01/teehee.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113644703768612309</id><published>2006-01-04T23:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-04T23:43:57.696-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>wannabestartinsomethinWell, one resolution down...fat lot of good that did.Anyway, here's a silly picture:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113644703768612309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113644703768612309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113644703768612309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113644703768612309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/01/wannabestartinsomethin-well-one.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113618330144707175</id><published>2006-01-01T22:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T21:16:58.856-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Runnin' HottMUSIC: Europe - The Final CountdownGreetings. Welcome to '06!I'm comin' atcha live on location from northside Pburg. My vacation is quickly coming to an end, and it's been wonderful. I'm taking it easy today, so I figured now was the best time for an update.I got to my parents' on Festivus afternoon and was immediately overwhelmed by how much mom had baked. I ate mad cookies, and got </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113618330144707175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113618330144707175' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113618330144707175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113618330144707175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2006/01/runnin-hott-music-europe-final.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113547226409464545</id><published>2005-12-24T16:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T16:58:49.723-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Better watch out...He coming.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113547226409464545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113547226409464545' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113547226409464545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113547226409464545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/12/better-watch-out.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113470851511964335</id><published>2005-12-15T20:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T20:48:35.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Practicing...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113470851511964335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113470851511964335' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113470851511964335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113470851511964335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/12/practicing.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113451657579581413</id><published>2005-12-13T15:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-15T20:46:08.546-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ten for oh five...for real this time.(sorry Out Hud)1. DangerDOOM - The Mouse and The Mask2. Lyrics Born - Same Shit, Different Day3. Gorillaz - Demon Days4. Kanye West - Late Registration5. Apsci - Thanks for Asking6. Underworld - Lovely Broken Thing EP7. Blackalicious - The Craft8. Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine9. Lady Sovereign - Vertically Challenged10. Mindless Self-Indulgence - You'll </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113451657579581413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113451657579581413' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113451657579581413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113451657579581413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/12/ten-for-oh-five.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113394044279676307</id><published>2005-12-06T23:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-06T23:27:22.813-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>There is not enough chapstick… to be had whilst fishing.MUSIC: Tommy Guerrero – 100 Years    Since all of my trivia compadres are either sick or lame, I’m assed out tonight…well, assed in I guess. So time for an update.        There’s a weird thing with blogging for me and I’m guessing I’m not alone in this: you’re either not doing much and therefore have nothing to write about, or you’re really </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113394044279676307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113394044279676307' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113394044279676307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113394044279676307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/12/there-is-not-enough-chapstick-to-be.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113393036330839639</id><published>2005-12-06T20:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-06T20:43:16.956-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>disneyland</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113393036330839639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113393036330839639' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113393036330839639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113393036330839639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/12/disneyland.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-113047661232621763</id><published>2005-10-27T22:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-27T22:20:22.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Vincent? We happy?Yeah, we happy.MUSIC: Underworld – Electronic Part OneGood lord, has it really been over a month? Things have been all kindsa crazy up in here, so sorry (all five or six of you) for the lack of updates…it certainly wasn’t for lack of good material, just time, baby.So since we last spoke:- summer has officially ended and I feel so much better- saw a great band called Porcelain at</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/113047661232621763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=113047661232621763' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113047661232621763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/113047661232621763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/10/vincent-we-happy-yeah-we-happy.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112727420190842253</id><published>2005-09-20T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-20T20:43:21.916-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Your jacket is now dry.MUSIC: Kanye West - CelebrationFirst things first: Blue beer:A few weeks ago whilst driving home I stopped at the corner of Lankershim and Burbank and saw this guy:I know it’s hard to tell, but he’s wearing rollerskates. Not the blades but the oldskool 4-wheeled kind…and he was dancing…in front of the carwash. He was in his late 30’s – early 40’s, shirtless, wearing a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112727420190842253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112727420190842253' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112727420190842253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112727420190842253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/09/your-jacket-is-now-dry.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112651113319521008</id><published>2005-09-12T00:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-12T00:48:29.710-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Two stupid things I read today:Great. That's all I need.alsoI hope they get sued.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112651113319521008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112651113319521008' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112651113319521008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112651113319521008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/09/two-stupid-things-i-read-today-great.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112573039172882438</id><published>2005-09-02T23:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-02T23:53:17.666-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This radio silence shit is for the birds.MUSIC: Kanye West - Gold DiggerLike I was trying to say, before I was so rudely interrupted:You gotta see this.I think Ye's statement should've been "Bush doesn't care about POOR people".Til next time,Go flick yourself.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112573039172882438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112573039172882438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112573039172882438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112573039172882438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/09/this-radio-silence-shit-is-for-birds.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112538500326684529</id><published>2005-08-29T23:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-29T23:57:08.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Never again.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112538500326684529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112538500326684529' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112538500326684529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112538500326684529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/08/ive-said-it-before-and-ill-say-it.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112529714630507904</id><published>2005-08-28T23:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-28T23:32:32.360-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's official: we're too old.MUSIC: Blackalicious - Touch the StarsCongratulations Mtv, for producing an awards show I now have zero interest in watching. Obviously, each year these things (and the channel in general) have been getting worse, since it's peak in 1995 (look up the artists that year if you doubt this) but I tune in each year regardless. Usually it's only for one or two acts, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112529714630507904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112529714630507904' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112529714630507904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112529714630507904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/08/its-official-were-too-old.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112416257597477203</id><published>2005-08-15T19:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-15T20:32:50.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Last Bastion of Beef: Comicon part 3.MUSIC: MF Doom - Beef RappFirst off, a funny spam email subject:"But now I can penetrate hardly and give the pleasure to every woman!"Sunday: Real quicklike(since it's been damn near a month already). Met Jhonen Vasquez! Met Peter Chung and got an Æeon Flux sketch! Got a WoW Night Elf sketch from Gabe at Penny Arcade. Got the first 5 books of Hellboy for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112416257597477203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112416257597477203' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112416257597477203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112416257597477203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/08/last-bastion-of-beef-comicon-part-3.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112365031437937672</id><published>2005-08-09T22:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-09T22:05:14.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>There's a new photo bar thang up there.That is all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112365031437937672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112365031437937672' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112365031437937672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112365031437937672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/08/theres-new-photo-bar-thang-up-there.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112296261251855026</id><published>2005-08-01T22:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T23:03:32.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It tolls for thee, pigbreath.MUSIC: Apsci - Bike Messenger Diariesso when reid and i were on the way to san diego there was a wicked patch of fog for a few miles, like driving through a cloud. during this time i went into some weird toll lane (that i got on by just going straight; the non-toll portion veered off to the right). it was the damndest thing, i guess made for rush-hour. at the time i </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112296261251855026/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112296261251855026' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112296261251855026'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112296261251855026'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/08/it-tolls-for-thee-pigbreath.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112252688966437552</id><published>2005-07-27T22:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-27T22:01:29.673-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>That’ll teach the kids not to gamble: Comicon 2005, part 2.MUSIC: Poets of Rhythm – Discern/DefineSaturday:Awoke at the crack of 9 in order to make it to (had not The D been scheduled for later) THE event of the day: Bryan Singer’s “Superman Returns” panel…featuring footage from the film that hadn’t been shown anywhere (and still hasn’t if I’m not mistaken). Bryan was crazy jetlagged after flying</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112252688966437552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112252688966437552' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112252688966437552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112252688966437552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/07/thatll-teach-kids-not-to-gamble.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112209998851227887</id><published>2005-07-22T23:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-22T23:26:28.516-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Shoot the J, shoot it!MUSIC: The Jam - When You're Youngi don't know what it is with me, but i have a mild addiction to making tiny colored squares disappear. having finally beaten my fav psp game Lumines after several months, the same company (Q? and Bandai, who somehow knew i had finished their other game) released Meteos for the nintendo ds. that was the cherry on the sundae of my intentions </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112209998851227887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112209998851227887' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112209998851227887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112209998851227887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/07/shoot-j-shoot-it-music-jam-when-youre.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112183203795763201</id><published>2005-07-19T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-19T21:00:37.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Wouldn’t give a crippled crab a crutch: Comicon 2005, part 1.MUSIC: Double Dee &amp; Steinski – Lesson OneI’m back yall, with all things Comicon! And it goes a little somethin like this:Friday:8ish am: We(that is my roommate Reid and I) hit the road and made pretty decent time down to San Diego. Only hit traffic leaving LA and arriving in SD. We drove through hella fog at one point, bright white, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112183203795763201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112183203795763201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112183203795763201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112183203795763201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/07/wouldnt-give-crippled-crab-crutch.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-112053998875070232</id><published>2005-07-04T21:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-04T22:06:28.756-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Corner of Midnight and 9MUSIC: Ghetto Brothers - Ghetto Brother PowerSo hello all...I hope yall are celebrating your country by blowing up a small part of it. I am still jetlagged from this weekend, and am abstaining from the fireworks this year...at least until Labor Day;)My weekend was something of a blur: Friday morning I left the house(why do I always refer to my apartment as "the house"?) at</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/112053998875070232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=112053998875070232' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112053998875070232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/112053998875070232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/07/corner-of-midnight-and-9-music-ghetto.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111854924620628152</id><published>2005-06-11T21:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-11T21:08:18.753-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Cabrons, Cholos, y MijosMUSIC: Beastie Boys – Mark on the BusWorking on the weekend is not cool. Man wasn't made to rise early on Saturday...nor to go in to work for a mere 2 hours, be forced to leave, and then return on Sunday for more.I saw Howl’s Moving Castle today. Not as good as Myazaki’s last two, but still better than most anything else out there. Billy Crystal is the best flaming Jew </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111854924620628152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111854924620628152' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111854924620628152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111854924620628152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/06/cabrons-cholos-y-mijos-music-beastie.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111796016161411750</id><published>2005-06-05T01:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-05T01:29:21.620-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I don't look at it that much, do I?"Through traffic monitoring of our websites we have identified your IP address accessing allmusic.com at a rate and speed inconsistent with the noncommercial and personal use permitted by our site's Terms of Service. As a result, further access to allmusic.com has been denied."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111796016161411750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111796016161411750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111796016161411750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111796016161411750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-dont-look-at-it-that-much-do-i.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111690856283807475</id><published>2005-05-23T20:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T21:25:01.183-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I Fogrot: Best moment of E3Whilst waiting in line for the badge holders on Wednesday, this guy in line ahead of us asked Colin(a coworker) what kind of games would make for good t-shirts. So I'm thinking, ok, legitimate question - maybe he's in the shirt makin' business or something and trying to do research. Then he says something like, "I know the Zeldas are good, but what's the next big thing?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111690856283807475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111690856283807475' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111690856283807475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111690856283807475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-fogrot-best-moment-of-e3-whilst.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111682783767941186</id><published>2005-05-22T22:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T22:57:17.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I’m a whole damn town!MUSIC: 679 Records – Run the RoadI am finally emerging from over a week of being sick. It’d been a few years, so certainly I was due...damn it sucked though. I ended up missing most of E3 because of it, too, which was the worst part.I went to E3 on Weds, the first day, but I really shouldn’t have. My throat wasn’t fully recovered and I ended up jacking my voice up even </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111682783767941186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111682783767941186' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111682783767941186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111682783767941186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/05/im-whole-damn-town-music-679-records.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111544440355573198</id><published>2005-05-06T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-06T22:52:50.366-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Courtesy of Mr. Peter Suther:So yeah, PS2 drew that for me(PS1). I think it rocks...and not just because anyone with any artistic talent impresses me.Why am I PS1? Because a long time ago, JT gave me a License To Ill, which I still carry in my wallet. It was on this sacred card that the Illaphilla moniker was born, but it also had an aka, that being PSone...no doubt an In Living Color joke. I'd </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111544440355573198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111544440355573198' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111544440355573198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111544440355573198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/05/courtesy-of-mr.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111535410708655854</id><published>2005-05-05T21:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-05T21:38:51.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Cinco de FunkoThis made my day(yes it was a slow day, but still):From MTV.com"The Cartoon Network is teaming with Epitaph Records to release the debut album from DangerDoom, a collaboration between Danger Mouse and enigmatic rapper MF Doom. The concept album, [Adult Swim] Presents DangerDoom, is due in September and is slated to feature sound clips and newly recorded bits starring characters from</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111535410708655854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111535410708655854' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111535410708655854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111535410708655854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/05/cinco-de-funko-this-made-my-dayyes-it.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111501710999785790</id><published>2005-05-01T23:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-01T23:59:22.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hell of a week…MUSIC: DJ Shadow/Cut Chemist/NuMark – Pushin’ ButtonsWhat to say, what to say?I’ll say that sometimes life is too fucking weird…and sometimes you can find perspective and understanding in the damndest of places. I’ll spare you the details, because frankly, they’re private. I got the new Ben Folds album last week and it wasn’t until sometime Saturday night that it gelled...not the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111501710999785790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111501710999785790' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111501710999785790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111501710999785790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/05/hell-of-week-music-dj-shadowcut.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111424146294999230</id><published>2005-04-23T00:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-23T00:49:12.426-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.-1 Corinthians 13:11Fuck that.Meet the latest additions to tha fam:FYI, Rockin the MySpace right about here.Vulgarthon pt. 2 shenanigans sometime soon!If you know where to cop a Soundwave for under $30, lemme know.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111424146294999230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111424146294999230' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111424146294999230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111424146294999230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/04/when-i-was-child-i-spake-as-child-i.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111363201143851901</id><published>2005-04-15T22:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-15T23:15:04.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No party in these here pants.MUSIC: Sonny SharrockSo there's all kindsa ads on tv now that start with a really attractive person sitting there saying "I have genital herpes". And the first thing I, and probably most folks think when hearing a statement like this is of course: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!". After that, I wonder...does this dude really have the penile pox? Is he just an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111363201143851901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111363201143851901' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111363201143851901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111363201143851901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/04/no-party-in-these-here-pants.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111328169582396651</id><published>2005-04-11T21:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-11T21:58:57.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mother would be so proud.MUSIC: I Believe in MiraclesSo yeah, I should get back to finishing the Vulgarthon writeup, but instead here’s a lovely little story about defecation. Thankfully there are no pictures.Apologies in advance…So this morning instead of my usual workday, I had to go to the studio lot for orientation. As I’m still not exactly sure what I can and can’t write about my job, I’ll </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111328169582396651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111328169582396651' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111328169582396651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111328169582396651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/04/mother-would-be-so-proud.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111252263277353618</id><published>2005-04-03T01:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-04-03T03:03:52.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This is the valley. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in 818.MUSIC: pixeltan - Get Up/Say WhatSo first things first, my review of Sin City: fucking awesome.Now that that's outta the way, I'll tell y'all about my Vulgarthon '05 experience...but first a pic of the Kevin Smith Wizardwolrd 2005 exclusive Inaction Figure to set the mood:Woke up early Monday morning after only about 6 hours of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111252263277353618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111252263277353618' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111252263277353618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111252263277353618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/04/this-is-valley.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111232853321209246</id><published>2005-03-31T20:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-31T20:08:53.213-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.""-RIP Mitch Hedberg</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111232853321209246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111232853321209246' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111232853321209246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111232853321209246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/03/i-want-to-be-race-car-passenger-just.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111187968748080693</id><published>2005-03-26T14:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-26T15:34:16.040-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>just hit tha eastide in tha LBC, on a mission tryin ta find mista WolverineMUSIC: The Fugees - Fugee LaSo, Wizardworld LA 2005: probably the most poorly-organized con I've been to(&amp; lord knows I've been to several). I can't speak for Friday and Sunday of the show, but Saturday went a lil somethin like this:We(that is me and my boss, Will), get to Long Beach about 9:45. The doors open at 10. Got </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111187968748080693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111187968748080693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111187968748080693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111187968748080693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/03/just-hit-tha-eastide-in-tha-lbc-on.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111181529931435633</id><published>2005-03-25T21:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-25T21:38:24.533-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>knockin one back for the homiesMUSIC: The Breeders - Son of ThreeDamn...my boys are out and up to no good in Pburg, and me stuck in LA with nothing to do. Is that some backwards-ass shit or what? Seriously, I miss y'all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111181529931435633/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111181529931435633' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111181529931435633'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111181529931435633'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/03/knockin-one-back-for-homies-music.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111112338739705595</id><published>2005-03-17T21:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-17T21:41:52.593-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Point of Interest:In order to maintain the high quality and wide selection of the music currently being enjoyed in our cubicle, all potential hires will now be asked the following questions(key below):1) Pac or Biggie?2) Bitches ain't _______?3) What are your feelings on skeet?4) I'm Mike D and _________?5) Name as many members of WuTang as you can.Key:A1) JiggaA2) Shit but hoes and tricksA3) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111112338739705595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111112338739705595' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111112338739705595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111112338739705595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/03/point-of-interest-in-order-to-maintain.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-111112123933781903</id><published>2005-03-17T20:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-17T20:49:23.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You've got Maverick, the Iceman, and me.MUSIC: Shivaree - Goodnight MoonAloha internet!So I had an interview for a promotion last Thursday...they said "early next week"(meaning this week), but it's been a week and still nothing. The longer it goes, the less I think I may get it. On the upside, promotion or no I am going permanent and getting a raise. And with said raise I am joining the gym </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/111112123933781903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=111112123933781903' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111112123933781903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/111112123933781903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/03/youve-got-maverick-iceman-and-me.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-110836283975488688</id><published>2005-02-13T21:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-17T21:06:19.956-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Walking farts at the flea marketorPsycho-electric link-o-rama-agogoMUSIC: Lifesavas - SkeletonsHmm...a month exactly since my last post. Goodness, what a slacker I am...although not as bad as some folks(John, I'm looking in your direction, son). Well, pull up a stool and let's see what's what.I will soon be an official DIG employee rather than a lowly temp. Huzzah! So I'll be entitled to all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/110836283975488688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=110836283975488688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110836283975488688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110836283975488688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/02/walking-farts-at-flea-market-or-psycho.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-110567515242279332</id><published>2005-01-13T19:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-13T19:59:12.423-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing...MUSIC: Madvillain - MadvillainyHey there people-persons. My WoW server is down tonight, so you get a new post. Lucky you. Back in the regular again after the holidays and busier than ever...at work that is...otherwise there ain't much goin on in my world right now...but that's ok for now. Nothing is good sometimes.So since nothing is going on, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/110567515242279332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=110567515242279332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110567515242279332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110567515242279332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2005/01/artificial-amateurs-arent-at-all.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-110438046242785935</id><published>2004-12-29T19:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-29T20:46:31.576-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>For all I know, it could give you superpowers...or kill you instantly.MUSIC: Depeche Mode - Painkiller (DJ Shadow's Kill the Pain mix)So, hopefully I'm not one of these people that Mr. James Lucas doesn't want blogging anymore. Tough titty if that's the case, cuz I'm back. I had a rather weird but overall enjoyable Xmas in Vegas and now it's that odd week inbetwixt Xmas and the New Year when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/110438046242785935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=110438046242785935' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110438046242785935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110438046242785935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/12/for-all-i-know-it-could-give-you.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-110437706002404039</id><published>2004-12-29T19:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-29T19:24:55.096-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Breaking News:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/110437706002404039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=110437706002404039' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110437706002404039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110437706002404039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/12/breaking-news.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-110420293145292772</id><published>2004-12-27T18:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-27T19:05:36.540-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Cranberrycran·ber·ry  (kran'ber'e)n.1. A mat-forming, evergreen shrub (Vaccinium macrocarpum) of eastern North America, having pink flowers and tart, red, edible berries.2. The berries of this plant, used in sauces, jellies, relishes, and beverages.3. Any of several similar or related plants, especially Vaccinium oxycoccos.4. Nineteen tracks in which to get nineteen kinds of groovy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/110420293145292772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=110420293145292772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110420293145292772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110420293145292772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/12/cranberry-cranberry-kranbere-n.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-110119195305779741</id><published>2004-11-22T22:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-22T23:06:51.536-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i'manaciamanmyselfMUSIC: De La Soul - The Grind DateHere's looking at you America...Hi there folks. How ya been? Have you recovered from the reaming? I am apathetic to the whole thing now that it's over, but maybe it's because, now 25, I'm not likely to get drafted.So yeah, I had a birthday a few days back. Enjoyable but nothing big. Had two parties, so that was a first. Halo 2 is so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/110119195305779741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=110119195305779741' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110119195305779741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/110119195305779741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/11/imanaciamanmyself-music-de-la-soul.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-109946261866083165</id><published>2004-11-02T22:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-02T22:16:58.660-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>White trash get down on your knees...MUSIC: Lyrics Born - The Last TrumpetMy fellow Americans...what the fuck people?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/109946261866083165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=109946261866083165' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109946261866083165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109946261866083165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/11/white-trash-get-down-on-your-knees.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-109625544080166874</id><published>2004-09-26T20:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-26T20:48:09.023-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The ear hears the silence that the eye sees.MUSIC: Kid Koala - Emporer's Main CourseAhoy there mateys! I'm sure all y'all landlubbers were wondering if I got lost in Davey Jones's locker but truth be told, I've been caught up in ale and dames by the shipload...you got a problem, then walk the plank, sucka.New job at tha diz starts tomorrow. Had to buy new threads since they're a little more</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/109625544080166874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=109625544080166874' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109625544080166874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109625544080166874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/09/ear-hears-silence-that-eye-sees.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-109418561537387643</id><published>2004-09-02T21:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-12-29T20:41:08.296-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I ain't passed the bar, but I know a lil bit.MUSIC: Outkast - ResetWeek started off badly with my car dying(in the middle of an intersection no less) on Saturday. Of course no shops are open on Sunday, so it was Monday till it got fixed...and that was $500...two days before rent was due. Now, I'm a big boy. I can pay my bills without living check to check anymore...but god damn I hate </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/109418561537387643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=109418561537387643' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109418561537387643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109418561537387643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/09/i-aint-passed-bar-but-i-know-lil-bit.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-109340902688636471</id><published>2004-08-24T21:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-25T22:57:32.333-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Fur scheissen mein schwartzen. Ich bin fur real.MUSIC: The Bens - BruisedWhat's up killas and killettes?I had nothing specific to write tonight but JT told me to just start writing and see what happens...so throw the blame his way.The length of time between post is growing shorter...down to just over 2 weeks.The craziness in my work shedule is pretty much over now...fo real this time. I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/109340902688636471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=109340902688636471' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109340902688636471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109340902688636471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/08/fur-scheissen-mein-schwartzen.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-109203219575111821</id><published>2004-08-08T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-09T01:05:12.446-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>If you can have 'em any time, why are they called Breakfast Treats?MUSIC: Beastie Boys - Three the Hard WayBehold! A day off! This is seriously the first day off I've had since July 11th. I wish I could say that a lot has happened since then, but all I've been doing is working...two 73 hour weeks back-to-back...last week had three 15 hour days...it's been crazy. I've been working on two games</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/109203219575111821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=109203219575111821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109203219575111821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/109203219575111821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/08/if-you-can-have-em-any-time-why-are.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-108944325018752385</id><published>2004-07-09T23:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-10T00:22:25.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Christian or Canadian? Guess!MUSIC: Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit of the Summer (UNKLE remix)Well, even after re-re-re-reading the madness of the other night's sleep-deprived rant, I'm leaving it. I was dumb and tired enough to post it, so posted it shall remain...and apparently it got me a holidy full of sammiches and blowjobs. So...Phil 1, Bitches 0.I finally got all my stuff </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/108944325018752385/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=108944325018752385' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/108944325018752385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/108944325018752385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/07/christian-or-canadian-guess-music_09.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-108910570142834958</id><published>2004-07-06T02:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-06T02:25:18.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mistakes are inevitable.MUSIC: The Prodigy - Memphis BellsI am going to start this bastard up again. Mostly because of the cheap edutainment i get from jt's, alana's, and james's. I probably shouldn't, because blogging is lame. but i need a creative outlet and this is cheaper than a chia pet.so having said that, let's bring the pain!ps...my hope is that (most) future entries won't be as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/108910570142834958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=108910570142834958' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/108910570142834958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/108910570142834958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2004/07/mistakes-are-inevitable.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-94569109</id><published>2003-05-19T00:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-19T00:10:43.080-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Strictly Rubbadubwww.Monkeylicious.com is imminent...I'm not sure if I'll keep my blog here and link to it from there or just move it.It will have forums, reviews of movies, music, videogames, comics, tv, and other things. This will also give me an excuse to practice and make DJ Mixes for folks to download...maybe once a month or more? At the very least I want to put up a song each week that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/94569109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=94569109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94569109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94569109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/05/strictly-rubbadub-www.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-94439593</id><published>2003-05-16T02:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-16T02:45:31.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's the music that we chooseWell it's only been like five minutes since my last entry, but I'm still nowhere near sleep. Sooooooooo, I figured I'd do some music reviews/recommendations to pass some more time.Marilyn Manson - The Golden Age of Grotesque: My hopes for this one was that it would at least be better than the last album(Holy Wood), and with the addition of Skold from KMFDM on bass</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/94439593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=94439593' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94439593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94439593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/05/its-music-that-we-choose-well-its-only.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-94438340</id><published>2003-05-16T01:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-16T01:59:11.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You shanked my JengajamI have to get up in 6.5 hours and I'm wide awake, partially because of the 10 hours I slept last night and partially because of these damn birds outside my window. For the past two weeks, every night starting around 11:30, they start their incessant chirpping and don't let up until the sun comes up. Music doesn't help, closing the window doesn't help, earplugs don't help.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/94438340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=94438340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94438340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94438340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/05/you-shanked-my-jengajam-i-have-to-get.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-94382570</id><published>2003-05-15T03:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-15T04:05:09.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>put it in your middle finger and sing alongResucked:ok so i had issues with the first Matrix film for awhile, but over the years i've come to like it...in fact i watched it again tonight to refresh before Matrix Relourded. i still think 1 is overrated but it's a good solid flick. the overwhelming hype coupled with the fact that it broke some technical ground meant that the sequel had a lot to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/94382570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=94382570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94382570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/94382570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/05/put-it-in-your-middle-finger-and-sing.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93979652</id><published>2003-05-08T01:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-08T01:47:50.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>we will not be angry victims no moreoh the hour i've had...first some back story...reid's car got broken into on sunday night. it was the rear passenger window and they took his discman, the cradle for his phone, and some cd's with no cases. they left some other stuff.sooooooooo...i go over tonight(you already know this isn't gonna end well:) around 5ish...at 9 we went to get subway and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/93979652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=93979652' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93979652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93979652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/05/we-will-not-be-angry-victims-no-more.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93678614</id><published>2003-05-02T16:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-02T16:39:07.110-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my eyes ache with joysaw X2 last night. sweet zombie jesus...the most incredible thing i've seen in a long time. i really can't say enough good things about it, nor am i going to try:) just see the thing as soon as possible. i am going again ASAP. and to think...only 2 weeks till matrix!bryan singer already made one of my top 10 favorite movies(the usual suspects). never did i think that he'd </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93614787</id><published>2003-05-01T13:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-05-01T13:36:32.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Spooky Donkeyhaven't heard from any of the jobs i've applied/interviewed for, but i did get a new internship...one where i'll actually be doing and learning rather than sitting and vegging. it's for a streaming video website that specializes in reels for directors, dp's, etc.my roommate has seemingly disappeared. i haven't seen him for almost 3 days now, not that i miss the whining that he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/93614787/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=93614787' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93614787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93614787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/05/spooky-donkey-havent-heard-from-any-of.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93289109</id><published>2003-04-26T02:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-26T02:46:33.430-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ya'll tickle me pink, I'd think just rather have Pink tickle mejebus h. christ, Identity was craptacular. avoid!!!and we never made it to Confidence, so i guess i'll see that tomorrow or sunday.now playing: Invasion 2: Shady Records mixtape</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/93289109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=93289109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93289109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93289109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/yall-tickle-me-pink-id-think-just.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93207061</id><published>2003-04-24T16:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-24T16:37:17.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>don't bomb when you're the bombwell, the interview went ok i guess, but the test i had to take afterwards was pretty hard...so i don't know if i'm even in the running for the job. i'll find out in the next week or so.got the new Blur and Placebo albums. they are both interesting but kind of underwhelming on first listen. also got the Ms. Dynamite record, but haven't listened to it yet.gots </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/93207061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=93207061' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93207061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93207061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/dont-bomb-when-youre-bomb-well.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93014589</id><published>2003-04-21T17:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-21T17:51:01.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i sat silent five commercials...i had nothing left to sayi have an interview on wednesday morning for a dvd technician job.this is the one...i can feel it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/93014589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=93014589' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93014589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93014589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/i-sat-silent-five-commercials.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-93006829</id><published>2003-04-21T15:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-21T15:21:36.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>you call them steamed hams even though they're clearly grilledi saw A Mighty Wind the other night. insanely funny movie. go see!my apartment is freezing again *brr*...i do live in southern california right?went to easter lunch/dinner/party at jose and merrin's yesterday. they are friends from chicago who moved out here when i did. very thankful to know people out here or it'd be mighty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/93006829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=93006829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93006829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/93006829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/you-call-them-steamed-hams-even-though.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-92848033</id><published>2003-04-18T10:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-18T11:06:03.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>radio friendly donut shiftermy parents rule. not only are they keeping me fed and sheltered until i find a job, but they sent me money for easter as well. my initial impulse is of course to buy records, but i'm gonna try not to use it all at once. think i have to buy the xmen 1.5 dvd so i'm ready for the new one ^_^there's a really bad Nirvana special on tv right now. bad because the narrator</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/92848033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=92848033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92848033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92848033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/radio-friendly-donut-shifter-my.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-92803409</id><published>2003-04-17T15:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-18T10:45:41.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>crap. i guess i spoke too soon about the photoshop contest. last i saw we were 4 votes out of first (losing to a pretty lame entry too).working more on the Dreamweaver tutorials...very cool and easy for web design virgins like myself...and a good, constructive way to pass the time whilst jobless. there's a possibility that it'll end soon, but i don't want to get my hopes up yet.Eric Idle is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/92803409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=92803409' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92803409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92803409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/crap.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-92744220</id><published>2003-04-16T16:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-16T16:28:27.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>huzzah! we (that is reid and I) finally won a Photoshop contest on Fark.com! too bad there's no prize involved other than uber geekdom.well i figured out how to design a basic website with Dreamweaver. now i have to figure out where to host it since Blogspot doesn't have image hosting. i'm thinking of getting one of those Angelfire or Geocities free sites and either putting the site there or </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/92744220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=92744220' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92744220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92744220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/huzzah-we-that-is-reid-and-i-finally.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-92687560</id><published>2003-04-15T18:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-15T19:00:19.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>okay, i got StudioMX from Reid(more on him later) and am learning how to use it. hopefully in a few days i'll know enough to get this thing in decent shape.since i have no idea if anyone is seeing this junk, email me at illaphilla@yahoo.com if you stumbled in here and/or are bored.now listening to: Cowboy Bebop CD Box...^_^</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/92687560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=92687560' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92687560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92687560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/okay-i-got-studiomx-from-reidmore-on.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-92605296</id><published>2003-04-14T13:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-14T13:54:13.076-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>things i'll be doing to make this thing more attractive:-coming up with a colour scheme and layout-making buttons and such in photoshop-figuring out html so i can actually impliment the above-coming up with content that might actually be interesting to people other than me ^_^</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/92605296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=92605296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92605296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92605296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/things-ill-be-doing-to-make-this-thing.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VP5Wt7m2JdA/TBGMMSSNlyI/AAAAAAAAArI/rulVmaopn0M/S220/toonphil2.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5273458.post-92462276</id><published>2003-04-11T18:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2003-04-11T18:55:27.263-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>it's aliiiiiiiiiive! ok, it's an annoying robut template for now, but that's ok since robuts are keen,once i figure out html and all that jarz, i might make this thing look better.until then, courage...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/feeds/92462276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5273458&amp;postID=92462276' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92462276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5273458/posts/default/92462276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://illaphilla.blogspot.com/2003/04/its-aliiiiiiiiiive-ok-its-annoying.html' title=''/><author><name>illaphilla</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' 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