Fur scheissen mein schwartzen. Ich bin fur real.

MUSIC: The Bens - Bruised

What's up killas and killettes?
I had nothing specific to write tonight but JT told me to just start writing and see what happens...so throw the blame his way.

The length of time between post is growing shorter...down to just over 2 weeks.
The craziness in my work shedule is pretty much over now...fo real this time. I can now only work one weekend day and no weekday overtime...we'll see how long that lasts. I used a little of my phat OT cash to get a shiny new flatscreen for the bedroom...then we hooked up the Xboxes on the LAN, and now I can play deathmatches against Reid(in the livingroom) from the comfort of my bed. So, if you know any available ladies with a spare controller and 5 bucks entry fee, send her the fuck over.

Not much going on lately...been getting into Magic again...got 2nd out of 10 in our tourney at work, and I'm hitting another on Saturday(work permitting).

Interesting thing seen at work:
There is this older guy who works there now...in his late 40's I'd say...but he dresses and combs his greesy hair like a 5-year old...but he's graying. (most other employees on our level are early to mid 20's). He is one of those guys who, though not "what the fuck?" ugly, just makes you phsyically uncomfortable to see. There's also this incredibly hot girl who works there now (most other employess are male and very nerdy(ie: me)), so most heads turn when she walks by...no harm in that. Well, I'm walking by this guy at his computer the other day and he's not only looking up her picture in the employee database, but cropping and saving it in MSPaint as well. I walked away at that point. Farbeit for me to think ill of someone having a crush on this girl(hell, who doesn't?), but he's old enough to be her father...and that just ain't right.

NOTICE: If anyone knows a sure-fire and legal way to get out of jury duty, please contact me. I have until the 19th of September.

Till next time,
Zip it up and zip it out.

If you can have 'em any time, why are they called Breakfast Treats?

MUSIC: Beastie Boys - Three the Hard Way

Behold! A day off! This is seriously the first day off I've had since July 11th. I wish I could say that a lot has happened since then, but all I've been doing is working...two 73 hour weeks back-to-back...last week had three 15 hour days...it's been crazy. I've been working on two games, which they don't really let people do anymore, but I'm an exception since I'm supabad...Actually, game A wasn't done yet when I got pulled over to game B, but I've been doing overtime and weekends on game A, which is pretty much done.

Today I slept till 3pm and it was fucking incredible.

Let it be known to the world that I am now the proud owner of one Beastie Boys ticket...September 14th, baby! Opening act is a man, his name Qweli...I mean Talib, lyrics stick to ya ribs. So unless Mike D breaks another appendage before then, my holy triumverant of Underworld/KMFDM/Beastie Boys live shows will finally be complete. Any concert I go to after that will just be extra cheese.

I am now Ikea's bitch. I'm really not too fond of their stuff, and I get lost in there every time I go(honestly, stores should not need to have shortcuts), but it's decent and cheap...and cheap is good. The main problem is that once you buy one piece of Ikea furniture, you have to buy the rest of the room there, too, or the whole thing just falls apart...you can't even go and buy a Dude rug to tie the room together...it's untieable.

So I have a keen little photo bar at the top now...I wish I knew more html, cuz I couldn't figure out how to put text underneath it without a really ugly wrap occuring mid-sentence. I scoured the vast illarchives to find photos worthy enough to be burned into the retinas of many a blog-viewer for eons to come, so if perchance your mug was included, feel honored muthafucka.

Now that my shedule(c ommitted purposefully so, pronounce it how it looks) isn't going to be as crazy, maybe there'll be more regular updates. I have learned to never promise any web activity ever again, so I won't say for certain that updates will be flowing like fine funky wine, but as I'll soon have free time and no life outside work...well, you do the calculus.

til then, I'm out, I'm ghost, I'm gone...