Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Your jacket is now dry.

MUSIC: Kanye West - Celebration

First things first: Blue beer:


A few weeks ago whilst driving home I stopped at the corner of Lankershim and Burbank and saw this guy:

I know it’s hard to tell, but he’s wearing rollerskates. Not the blades but the oldskool 4-wheeled kind…and he was dancing…in front of the carwash. He was in his late 30’s – early 40’s, shirtless, wearing a walkman, and DANCING! Dancing badly, too…he’d stop and start rolling slowly backwards, then struggle to get his groove back on. It was in that moment that I realized why man invented the camera phone. Unfortunately I forgot that the phone I had at the time had video capabilities too. I hope he comes back.

Do you need help? Then for fuck’s sake, don’t call Leea:

I'm not sure which is funnier, ansure's or dirction.

I'll bet that even the all-seeing Leea couldn’t predict the blackout that LA had last week:

The traffic lights were off, so these guys took it upon themselves to direct traffic until the cops ran em off.

Til next time,
Get back to work!

Monday, September 12, 2005

Two stupid things I read today:

Great. That's all I need.
also
I hope they get sued.

Friday, September 02, 2005

This radio silence shit is for the birds.

MUSIC: Kanye West - Gold Digger

Like I was trying to say, before I was so rudely interrupted:
You gotta see this.

I think Ye's statement should've been "Bush doesn't care about POOR people".

Til next time,
Go flick yourself.